In his second instalment, Jeremy Clarkson continues his journey as the gentleman farmer of Diddly Squat Farm, recounting the ups and downs of a challenging yet humorous farming life. His first year netted him just £144—an eye-opening 40p a day—setting the stage for the trials and tribulations that follow.
This book complements the TV series, featuring a collection of articles originally published in the ‘Sunday Times.’ It is perfect for a leisurely read alongside your morning coffee, appealing not only to fans of the show but also to a wider audience interested in the realities of modern farming.
While the TV series often delves into the intricacies of animal husbandry, this collection takes a broader approach. Clarkson intertwines amusing anecdotes with insightful commentary, reflecting on how global events like Brexit impact local farming practices. Despite his critiques of Brexit, it’s clear that the challenges facing British agriculture would persist regardless of the political landscape.
We hear of the delights of chillies and the erection of the poly tunnels. Jeremy tells of his worry when “my fears were confirmed when I found the step-by-step instruction book, which is 60 pages long and starts with a warning about “not attempting to do the job on your own.” We hear of his first crash (ever) and wondering whether his mum would notice that her front wheels were missing from her Audi. We hear of his plans for Hawkstone, his own lager. But no matter what the plan is, it always comes at full pelt to the reader with the Clarkson brand of enthusiasm.
Clarkson has a charm that lies in his candid storytelling—whether he is brainstorming ways to finance Diddly Squat or humorously admitting his knack for crashing tractors. He vividly portrays the highs and lows of a farmer’s life, shedding light on the myriads of issues they face.
Overall, ‘Til the Cows Come Home’ is a delightful and informative read that captures Clarkson’s unique perspective on farming, making it a worthy addition to any bookshelf. Whether you’re a devoted fan or a curious newcomer, this book promises laughter and insight in equal measure.
